Hmmmm

I don't know what it is, but I am perpetually locking my keys in my car. To add insult to injury, I lock them in while my car is still running. I know!!! What's unfortunate, is that this is the second time this month. I feel like I call Dave all the time to bail me out.  Furthermore, my car kind of gets the brunt-end of the deal all the time. Let's review shall we:

1) Car gets stolen for drug deal

2) Car gets transmission transplant

3) Odd lights are on at all times

4) Gets left on by me with car doors locked...several times

5) Has a lot of junk in it's trunk

I feel like there are several other issues with my car, but I cannot remember the endless amount of funk that my car has. Weird...